doom barabar doom

but for the title track this movie is one big flop show..

mr. director,
do u think that making the big B sway his hips donning johny depp's costume .. draws the audience..? no way.. guess u are forgetting the fact that movies evolved from theatre/drama which is an art.. marketing the movie comes later, i.e after you have crafted a good product..
One good thing that you have done - using the track ' jhoom barabar jhoom' frequently.. that was the only thing most of us enjoyed, or did u realise after seeing the rushes that the song is the only noteworthy part.. ;)


and dear AB senior,
no doubt its ur son's movie, no doubt the crowds cheered when they saw u in the first shot .. but did u know that ppl started yawning later when u came again and again.. like subhash ghai does in his movies..
those of us who cudnt yawn went to answer nature calls though the nature wasnt calling.. but wait, somebody was happy with ur frequent interventions..
yeah, the tobacco guys cos .. the smoking audience among us burnt a few more sticks..

ahaa Bobby deol,
ur entrance - saving zinta from the superman effigy.. followed by your expression gazing at the audience for a couple of minutes.. with the camera going round and round around u ..while u kept gazing at us.. oh my god..

lara,
nice to see you after quite some time.. though u put on some weight.. u look great..

AB jr,
hmm.. u r ok but.. u look cooler in the moto ads.. and hey dude.. when u mentioned about the various waxworks at Madame Tussauds did you forget about the king khan.. ? Uve mentioned the name of every other indian celebrety at Tussauds.. come on brother.. grow up..

Zinta,
have read ur rediff interviews.. before the movie hit the screens.. that u are playin the role of a cool dudette.. who knows what she wants ..independent.. blah blah.. But does bold & independent mean showing off a tattoo and declaring that u made love .. well.. u look like uve forgotten ur roles in 'kya kehna' & 'Lakshya' ..
well u mite say... this ones a different movie.. different setting, commercial crap etc.. but wud u want to be remembered wid this movie.. i dont think u wud say yes..

Yash&Co,
good that you have promoted 'Chak de India' promo along with the movie.. looking forward to watch it..